“The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.”

There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.

Always tell the truth. That way, you don't have to remember what you said.

Happiness is a Swedish sunset — it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it.

Whoever is happy will make others happy, too.

To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.