“A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.”

I am not young enough to know everything.

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.